Sunday, December 30, 2012

The New Year Conundrum


When it comes to western 'new-age' celebrations such as New Years Eve and Valentine's Day, the whole world seems to split right-down the middle into two vociferous groups. On one side we have the Faithful who abide by the ceremonious nature of the event by plunging into parties and booze. On the other side, we have the Doubters who suspect these holidays to be Machiavellian schemes of corporates to sell you things that you will never need or do you any good.

As always, there is a third side. People like me who prefer to passively crib about these events while silently wishing for a better life in the days to come.

New Years is just around the corner now and Bangalore is decking herself up beautifully. From merry decorations on store-fronts to people hitting the shopping trails for last minute purchases of gym-wear for their New Year resolutions, Bangalore, the city of young believers, is a busy hub of activity. 

As I sit in an empty office wondering what to do on New Years Eve, I can't help but feel this sense of excitement within me. Why? I dont know. 

I do not expect life to be much different tomorrow as compared to today, just because it is a new year. But still, unbeknownst to me there is this ... hope. I am neither a glass-half-full nor empty person, I just see a glass of water as a glass of water. So I don't think I can dismiss this excitement as just optimism. So what is this phenomenon? This silent urge within us to expect the new year to bring great pleasures and adventures? This silent resolve we make within ourselves to make our lives better and more meaningful ? This maddening desire to make loud resolutions only to break them within a week? 

Time is a funny thing. It keeps going but we never notice it till its gone for good. I have always loved the idea of imagining time as a massive flow of water - sometimes as a river, sometimes as an ocean. It resembles a massive infinite river in its ceaseless journey towards an unknown, imaginary ocean while it resembles an ocean because time is infinite. Whether you subtract one year or thousands of years from it, time remains infinite. 

We never notice it when time flows past us in our everyday lives. Wasting one hour of a day is nothing big and all of us routinely do it. But somewhere down the line, each individual makes this call on 'how much time wasted' is 'wasted enough'. Just how much time should we have wasted to realize that time is valuable? Personally, its a day for me. At night, before hitting the bed, if I feel that I had not done anything productive that day, I tend to sleep a guilty sleep with plenty of nightmares. I know people who have a much lower and a much higher threshold for wasted-time. 

I think a New Year is like the cleaning of the slate to all our 'time-wasted' accounts. Irrespective of how much time we have wasted in the previous year, it allows us to throw that away from our minds just as we throw away one calender and get the next one. It allows us to relish the opportunity of spending the next 8760 hours better than the previous 8760 hours. Come to think of it, every New Year Resolution is just an inheritance of the basic resolve - 'Spend your time better'. 

New Years Eve is that momentous moment in the lives of 7 billion people who subconsciously reflect on the time wasted and take stock of the passage of this massive river that underpins our lives and consciousness. New Years Eve is a festival in dedication of time. Ever since the notion of time was recognized by Man's mind, we have needed this time to do some 'spring-cleaning' and prepare ourselves for a better future. 

This New Years, I promise myself just one thing - 'Spend my time better' 
Seems like a tougher resolution to break than something like 'Put your garbage out in the morning on time' :)

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Hinduism and Open Source

Well this is a really old article that I had read some time back but got to re-discover it today. Makes for an awesome read :)
Hinduism and Open Source

Coffee table take on reflections

I got a chance to meet a college friend today for coffee. As always, it is great fun to meet people you know and catch up :) Soon we were talking about things we did in college and things we want to do, now that we are out of it. She is very interested in education. It seems she had spent a large chunk of her final year teaching underprivileged children and she had employed some unusual tactics to get them interested. They were quite fascinating... One of her exercises was asking the students to record every emotion that they felt during the day. Even though this sounds like a ridiculously easy thing to do, upon careful thought, I realized that this was a potential mine-field! 

"How do I feel ?"

This is one of the eternal questions of life. Sure, you can substitute a mundane reply to this question eg after lunch, you can say you are feeling full or after running in the field all day, you are feeling tired etc. But feelings are not decided just by the activity or inactivity of the previous hours. I think feelings are more complex than just being the shadow of the world upon our minds. 

My friend had been teaching 9-12 year olds and I think that's the age that we start to inquire about things. For kids younger than that, life appears like passing along through the windows of a moving train. Forever adrift and filled with wondrous images but they never stop to inspect much. More importantly, they don't stop to reflect on how the world has affected them. Kids start doing that when around 9-10 years old. They start asking questions about why they like this color or dislike that fruit. They start questioning about household rules and arguing against dos and don'ts. They start to question the world in a most delightfully innocent way. That process of reflection and analysis continues to grow and flourish for the rest of their lives. 

One thing that struck me immediately was that our feelings towards an incident or a place are not constant. They keep changing and evolving as more experiences enter into the melting pot that is our mind. For example, a song that I found myself loving when I was in high school, visibly mortifies me today. 

Blah. I am rambling. Asking to record every emotion of the day is a tricky business. Maybe if there was a way to map the different emotions you have over time towards a particular thing, you can then draw an emotional spectrum for it. This emotional spectrum can then be compared with people of similar age-groups from different parts of the world. It will provide insights into the emotional digestion of stimuli by people across the world. I am sure that will make for a fascinating study. 

One emotional spectrum that comes to my mind is a rather morbid one. But it does prove a point. But I wonder whether something similar will be feasible for more mundane things such as a flavor of ice cream. 

Today Twitter offers an exciting way to study public perceptions and emotional responses. Even though it may not be individualistic, but it is a great estimate for collective emotional feedback. Apart from providing great entertainment value, twitter is fast becoming an emotional reservoir for mankind. And I am sure a lot of research will take notice of it. 

One of the fundamental characteristics of us humans, is that we reflect on the world around us. Out of such reflections, we arrive at character definitions. From good character stems the urge to act. From actions alone, do we change the world. Mapping emotions can definitely help us understand this cycle better and figure out what makes a genuine, concerned and caring individual. 

Friday, December 21, 2012

Dear Psy ... Why this Kolaveri?


Dear Psy from the Gangnam Style,

As I sit here, viewing your hit 'Gangnam Style' in a, frankly, senseless desire to help it become the first video on Youtube to hit the billion views mark, I can't help myself from wanting to ask you the question... 'Why this Kolaveri dude?'

I know that your song is a supposed parody on the high class neighborhood of Gangnam and its people, but hell, I did not know that for a long long time! I bet half of your millions of viewers still do know that!

So what have you done, you crazy Korean man, to make people all over the world watch your K-pop masterpiece and also, watch it over and over?

What are you trying to tell us? That you don't need to have the looks of a Ricky Martin or a Shakira to become a global music icon? Or that you don't need to have good music to become a global music icon?! While you were making those wacky horse moves during the shoot, did you expect that one day, folks from Barack Obama to the Wolverine will one day be swinging their legs in the same way? (Btw, I think that kid in the video is really cool! He's got spunk!)

I thought a little more about this and on one bleary-eyed occasion, it seemed that you are proof that God exists! Let's accept it, you are not exactly eye-candy material but I am guessing you are a rage among the women-folk now! So maybe there is still hope for dorky dancers such as me and millions more!

That brings me to another observation. Your signature move is now so famous that it can even rival MJ's Moon Dance in popularity... As blasphemous as that sounds to MJ fans including me! But you are a stroke of genius even above MJ! Ban Ki Moon would never have tried the Moon Dance! You need years of practice to get the Moon Dance right while all it takes to do The Gangnam Style are a few shots of booze! Genius.

Apart from being mind-blown when I first saw your video, the adjective that immediately came to my mind about the Gangnam Style was - Loud. Everything is loud in your video dude! Your singing, your crazy suits, your hot dancer friends (btw, nice touch with that train pole dance sequence. Real classy!) and last but not the least, your dancing! But the funny thing was.. it was mesmerizing! When you were doing that weird (and a little disturbing) head bob sequence in that elevator under another's guys legs, I laughed away a head bob of my own! When you were shouting at that girl's bottom in the beach, I was cheering you on! While you were dueling with the Yellow Guy/Girl (not sure till date!) in that underground garage, I almost flipped out!

Eventually, the whole Gangnam phase went off and I moved on with life as usual... until I heard that your video was fast approaching Baby Bieber's Baby, in terms of views on Youtube. Even though it was my hatred for Baby B that made me watch your video again and again that day, I must admit, there was a tinge of grudging admiration and love for you as well.

So today, you have a billion views! Congrats! :)
I can't say you don't deserve it! In a year of many tragedies, environmental disasters, wars and shootings, your mad dance has certainly brought a smile to millions.
You have horse-danced your way into Musical Hall of Fame. Keep dancing on, you round Korean Superstar! Keep dancing on!

Cheers!
Fellow Horse Dancer.

PS : Just out of curiosity, how did the horses react when you were doing the move in front of them? One of them seemed pretty pissed off in the video!










Tuesday, December 18, 2012

The trial for India's soul


Two days back a 23-year old medical student and her friend saw a movie and got into a private bus around 10 pm in Delhi. Little did they know, that their evening would take such a turn for the horrific. Within minutes, the 6 males inside the bus started verbally and physically abusing the girl and her friend. The girl was snatched away, gang-raped and repeatedly beaten with an iron rod on her abdomen. They finally threw the semi-naked couple on the streets. While this crime was going on, the bus driver was calmly driving the bus around the streets of India's capital including crossing three police patrol points.

Is this the country I want to call home?

Gang-rape is not unusual in this country. Every once in a while, we come across men who turn into beasts and throw all regard for human life and decency to the wind for a few minutes of savage pleasure. But still such a brazen violation of every tenet of human dignity inside our own National Capital is a chilling reminder of the sickness that resides in the hearts of some Indian men.

Hinduism, the major religion of this country, places women on a supreme pedestal. Even Vishnu is identified by the Vedas by the position of his consort within his heart. How can such degenerate, vile minds flourish within a country that cherishes her women? We have had women Prime Ministers, Presidents, Chief Ministers, Judges and Bureaucrats, why can't we make India safe for women even after all this?

The opposition is obviously gunning for the Delhi Government and for the lives of the perpetrators of this heinous crime. For a change, I whole-heartedly support it. The Delhi Government has miserably failed in protecting its women and has played a crucial role in the transitioning of our Capital into the Rape Capital of India.

Capital punishment for rape or gang-rape will no-doubt make many lawyers and human rights activists queasy. Leave alone 'rarest of the rare', such incidents are no longer even 'rare' in India. They will undoubtedly object to making scapegoats of just these criminals to teach a wider lesson. While there are valid concerns from either side, I believe that this incident should be taken in a wider perspective. This is not just about justice for this one girl. This is a trial for India's soul. How many more young girls must be devoured before we wake up? I consider rape to be a greater assault on the right to life than even murder.

Public humiliation of the perpetrators of this crime will undoubtedly appease many sections of the public, but that alone is not enough. Heads must roll in the establishment of the government and the police. Let each and every police constable on his rounds remember that he will not survive another rape within Delhi.

Education is often cited as the tool to weed out the animalistic tendencies of the human mind. But I strongly believe that irrespective of education, tradition and culture, vermin will always exist. It is up to us to root them out. These are people who will claim to be protecting 'Indian culture' while raping innocent women.

Let us not let such people hold our souls in ransom. Let us snatch away the soul of this country from them. Let us show them that even though India has a high toleration level for crime, touching our women and children is where we draw the line - a strong, inviolable line. 

Thursday, December 6, 2012

A lie away from being truthful


We all lie. To even claim otherwise would be a lie and lead us back to my first statement. Since lying is such a universal thing, it has never bothered me much. I lie just as much as a normal human being does. When my mother asks me if I had a healthy dinner, I lie. When my Project Guide asked me for my status, I lied and aggrandized my position. When my office mentor asks me if I had gone through that presentation, I lie and say that I did so while in reality I did not even know the presentation existed. Lying is something we do with such alarming regularity and normalcy that quite often we do not realize it when we lie.

But nothing lasts good, forever. Even an inveterate stalwart liar does slip up eventually and his lie is uncovered. So for normal humans such as you and I, the chances of getting caught are much higher. As children, still novices at this ancient art, we used to get caught a lot more! From the days of the proverbial Johny, we all used to steal sugar and then deny it too! One of my earliest memories of my own childhood is a rather sombre one. While playing with my G.I.Joes one day, I tried to make one of the Joes perform an Olympic somersault followed by a Canon blast. The ensuing projectile flew across the living room and rammed into the glass showpiece. The sharp pitched crash that followed brought the whole house to my scene of crime. My mother vigorously started checking if I had any glass pieces on me and once I had been certified 'glass-less', the scoldings began. But I refused the whole thing! I claimed that I had been very far away from the showpiece (which was true as my projectile had managed to cover an impressive range! Strange how I sucked at shot-put in school though) My mother started scolding me more for lying but I still steadfastly stood to my story. Finally my father who usually protects me when my mom goes ballistic stepped in and gave me a tight slap with a warning - 'Never lie'. I went to sleep crying that night still claiming innocence.

Looking back at that event after all these years, what surprises me is not the fact that my usually calm father got so enraged over my lying but that even when all the odds were stacked against me and my flimsy tale, I still stuck with my lie!! Why did I do that? To save me from loss of face? I don't think I was old enough to even appreciate that I had any face in my family! I mean these are all people who had seen my actions in a diaper, how much face could I possibly save after all that?
No, I think that somehow we human beings are deeply wired to stick to our lies. For a moment, just compare this with the conviction that people show towards the truth. During discussions with friends, on many occasions, I knew that what they were saying was wrong and that what I knew was the truth, but still I usually do not speak it out loud for fear of hurting their feelings.

Let me tell you about this one time when I saw a guy at school put dirt into another guy's tiffin box.  I did not know either of them, so no question of partiality there. But when my teacher asked who had done it, I kept quiet. Why did I not speak out the truth? What if the teacher had directed that question right at me, would I have reacted differently? I highly doubt it. I would have just said I did not see anything.

Standing up for the truth is one of the most romantic and most venerated of all ideals. Be it religion or atheism, truth is often the most ideal of ideals. And yet, it is such a treacherous one. Why is it so difficult to be more truthful in our everyday lives? Practical people often say that man is a selfish and rational creature. Between lies and the truth, he will pick the option that offers him greater rewards. Religion makes this simple reasoning much more complex by the idea of 'short-term' and 'long-term' rewards. Would you lie to save your face for ten minutes or say the truth and preserve the purity of your soul for eternity? Now that's what you call a loaded question!

If humans were meant to be truthful beings then why is it that right from childhood when we are supposed to be pure and innocent, we show greater disposition towards sticking to our lies rather than our truths? Are humans supposed to be intrinsically flawed creations who lie or speak the truth as they will? Are we all such randomly programmed sentient beings? Is there no greater thing than the necessity of the now and recent future? I would like to think not. For no other reason than that it makes me feel nauseous to think so.

As I reflect more and more on my two anecdotes, I arrive at an interesting argument. Lying is often a deeply, deeply personal thing. It is so deeply intertwined within us that even though there is a conscious part of us which condemns lying, there is another cog that keeps the lying wheel rolling. And when our lies get exposed, we are more often that not, standing up for ourselves! To be more accurate, the part of us that condemns lying is forced to stand up for the incorrigible liar inside of us. But being truthful is a very tricky game. Truth is never a singular affliction. Truth requires you to stand up for everyone at the same time. You cannot be truthful to one person and dishonest with another at the same time in moral transactions. While lying is a many shaded dye, truth is always freshly starched white. It is a burdensome, absolute standard that we are asked to bear, not for ourselves but for everybody, while lying is simply you carrying your own water. Even a child knows which is the easier task.

Just because lying is easier to defend, does this imply humans prefer lying? That is a risky question and I would not like to imply such causality. All I will say is that even wannabe truthful people often lie because it is easier to deal with.

A society where everyone shared my pessimistic viewpoint would be a starved one without doubt. All societies have been blessed with a few individuals who perform not just their expected moral duties but also stand for absolutes such as their faith in Truth. Mahatma Gandhi believed in no Law higher than the Truth and lived his life based on that conviction. Theists will agree on Dharmaputra's umbilical and sometimes strained connection with the Truth during even extreme hardships. Common folks will always empathize or more likely sympathize with Raja Harishchandra. Such people inspire us. They make us strive to live tomorrow as slightly better people than we are today. They are the crepuscular rays on our cloudy lives. Truth is a rigged game which offers a much simpler shortcut of lying. We have the power to choose. As they say, it is in moments of choice that the autonomy of Man is asserted. Nature or God lets you assert yours when you break glassware and look up to angry faces. 

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Finding a city along with a bunch of books..


A man's identity is seldom defined by him alone. It is largely influenced by his tastes, his friends and quite importantly, by his place of stay. The existing social and cultural mores of his place of stay deeply affect the mental and emotional pipelines of an individual. Unsurprisingly, this link that we share with cities and villages has been glorified on numerous occasions by authors and film-makers across the world.I am a metro-man. I have never lived in a village for more than a few months, so I can never relate with the flowing peacefulness of sleepy paddy farms and gushing brooks behind the street. As much as I can love them for their ability to recharge my mind and body, I can never connect and more importantly emote with them on the long term. I love the frenetic pace and hurried lifestyle of the city. I know it's bad for me, but it is the set of cards I was dealt with and I am largely happy about it.

Hence in every metro I have lived in, I try to identify myself with a certain aspect of the city. I try to alienate what I love and hate about that city. This process of 'getting to know' the city underpins my relationship with it and determines how I will remember the city after I have left it. In Chennai, Calcutta and Trichy, I could find that little part of the city and its cultural scene which left a deep mark on my psyche. And last weekend, I decided to search for that connection with my new home - Bangalore.

As with most good things in my life, my search began with The Hindu. Saturday's edition shared a sombre article about a famous Bangalore bookstore 'Page Turners' of Penguin shutting down in December and offering great discounts as a final punch.A s someone who has been concerned with this worrisome trend of 'bookstore deaths' (and blogged about it too!), I wanted to visit this store at least once before it shut doors for good. So after my morning cuppa, I left for a long journey, traversing across the town to reach this store in M. G.Road. The journey reminded me of my first and most frustrating opinion about this city - the transit times. Agreed, I do not stay in a very fortunate place. Office timings demand of me to stay very far away from Bangalore City itself, hence every time I want to visit the City, I need to plan for at least two hours of Travel Buffer zone! While this is undoubtedly an irksome thing, its unavoidable nature makes me try to spend that time in a fruitful manner. I now use these long bus journeys through concrete jungles to catch up on my favorite podcasts or with my reading. Thanks to the luxuriously comfortable A/C buses, these bus journeys provide with a very comfortable setting for some 'alone' time. Hence, I no longer cringe at these long bus rides.


I finally reached M.G.Road after more than one and half hours on two buses and found a place that defied Indian stereotypes. Undoubtedly the most 'happening' few streets of Bangalore, M.G.Road and its adjoining Brigade Road were a sea of tourists and foreigners shopping door to door at stores
boasting the latest international designs and brands. Even though I have traveled and shopped abroad, this exotic scene of international-ness transplanted upon crumbling buildings, garbage on the street and awful traffic, lent a very awkward smell to this scene. But I was star-struck none the less. While these streets do not remind one of the 'Old Money' of Parrys Corner at Chennai or Marine Drive at Mumbai, they did have a very vibrant and pulsating sense to them. One could clearly see the 'New Rich' that Bangalore has incubated as part of its meteoric rise from a sleepy, retirement city into India's Information Age capital. These are people who have broken into the upper echelons of money and status through their education and hard work alone and are eager to show it off!! Amidst this wave of nouveau riche ITians, I could also see the staple images of India - beggars and street dogs. But none the less, M.G.Road and Brigade Road gave me plenty to see and admire.

As I was searching for 'Page Turners', I ran into an old friend - 'Higgin Bothams'. Anyone who has lived in Chennai or has traveled through
Central Station or Meenambakkam Airport, would be familiar with Higgin Bothams.
One of the first and most aristocratic of Chennai book stores, its iconic store
on Mount Road is as much a part of Chennai's important sites catalogue as the
Egmore Museum and Marina Beach. I vividly remember traveling to this store once a year with my
father and my elder sister for our family's annual books purchase. We used to
rack up on a number of books on finance, accounting and such for my father,
Nancy Drews for my sister and some Tinkles for good old me. Higgin Bothams
Bangalore reminded me of its Chennai cousin. It had the same nonchalant, humble
exterior with a disinterested store clerk and dull settings. It this age where
even book stores are demanded of to be 'pimped-up', Higgin Bothams presents a
refreshing sense of disdain at whether you buy a book or not! Very refreshing
indeed!

I finally found 'Page Turners'. In fact, the store was very crowded! Clearly a number of Bangalorians had read the same article and had shared my enthusiasm. I weaved my way through the crowds and discovered some amazing books! Penguin being one of the largest publication houses, 'Page Turners' had the best titles across all genres! I simply could not help myself and ended up splurging a sizable chunk of my just-received monthly pay!

After my book drive, I resumed my walks through the side roads and gullies. One might wonder why I did not make this trip along with a friend or a bunch of friends. To be honest, I had already visited M.G.Road and Brigade Road on more than one occasion with my friends, but I have this theory that the special bond that one shares with a city can only be found when alone. When you don't have the constant interruption of conversation, thoughts and bantering, your mind tends to explore the surroundings and your senses start to perceive more than the bare minimum. This lends into this ethereal connection that we feel towards any place. To exemplify, when I used to live in Calcutta, I used to take the Metro often by myself to travel to my mom's office near Park Street.
As a middle school student, these trips were very exciting times as I fancied myself to be a 'Big Man' to be allowed to travel alone. After reaching the 'Maidan' Metro Station, just as I used to get out through one of the exits, I used to run into this vendor who sold baked beans, puffed rice and onions in the form of a local delicacy called 'Jaal Muri'. Every time, I used to stop and buy a small pouch of this delicacy and eat it on the way to my mom's office which was a couple of blocks away. To this day, I remember the vivid smell of slightly old onion and masala of the Jaal Muri. It is one of the many images that come to my mind when I recollect my times at Calcutta.



After walking around for a few hours, I decided to travel back home through a circuitous but more fun route! I took the Metro from M.G.Road to Baiyapannahalli. The Namma Metro Project, although a work in progress, should be a source of pride not just for Bangalore but for the whole of India! It is a beautifully maintained mode of transport with a friendly and helpful staff and well thought-out logistics. It was concrete evidence of India finally taking her baby steps towards a superior way of public commutation. One thing which really fascinated me during my Metro ride was the attitude of my co-passengers. Unlike the usual disdain and arrogance with which Indians treat public transport, my co-passengers seemed to regard the Metro with a certain respect, even fear one could say. A father severely reprimanded his son for jumping on the leather seats and trying to pull a poster on the wall and another person even offered his seat for an elderly gent, all very new and unusual scenes in Indian public transport! Although it is early days for Metro Project, I really hope that people continue to maintain this sense of deference towards the Metro.


I finally reached home after another bus ride from Baiyapannahalli. I was tired and my legs were sore from walking for more than four hours but I had come back much wiser about my new home. Bangalore is a really beautiful city. It is a city filled with young people like me, filled to
the brim with ambition and in some cases with compassion. It is a city with money flowing in from all quarters and it is a city which is opening her horizons to the world. It is no longer just the IT Capital of India but also the Youth Capital of India. The infectious sense of optimism and happiness that the young educated Indian possesses is evident in every shopping mall, multiplex and office in this city. It is a city where its hard to be unhappy. Yes it suffers from crippling traffic problems and some law and order concerns, but as with young people, you tend to move on and look beyond these flaws. Bangalore is at the vanguard of a New India, one that is rising with each quarter of positive growth. But I would like to believe that they are not just interesting in piling money, they are also giving back through their money and time! Bangalore newspapers are valiantly pushing for the views of this new class by demanding better garbage-disposal, traffic control and policing from the Municipality, NGOs are flushed with volunteers who are willing to give back on weekends and holidays and finally millions such as me are blogging and documenting about the rise of this city and about the New Indians who are fueling growth so that the rest of India can shrug off its slumber and become a part of this rise.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

The Idiot Box Retrospection

College is a momentous experience for anyone. From making life-long friendships to trying out new things, college is a highlight phase of most people's lives. It was no different for me.

A major addiction that most of us get during college is the love for TV shows. From age-old classics such as Fawlty Towers and Friends to avant-garde shows such as Fringe and The Wire, we all get hooked onto our fair share of shows. In fact, I would say that I would have spent more time watching TV shows during college than attending classes!
Despite this near-universal love for TV shows, what each show means to each person is starkly different. Just like a 'sleep-in tee shirt' or a 'i am depressed - pants', some TV shows become more than just a passing interest in one's life. They come to occupy a certain role, often critically important one, for most people.


I think all of us would have experienced this common incident. We have just finished watching a marathon TV season of The Wire or Six Feet Under, and just when we realize that there is nothing good left to watch, we start playing a random episode of Friends. We will then end up watching the rest of the season in record time! The grip that this show has on most people's lives is utterly incomprehensible. Even when we can quote each and every dialogue backwards, the show always manages to get a few laughs out of us each time. I think that beyond a certain point, we no longer watch Friends because it is funny. We watch it because it reminds us of a much simpler time when we were in school and were taking our baby-steps into the world of TV shows and life. It reminds us of an America that was before the devastation of 9/11 and the War on Terror. It reminds us of a time when mobile phones were scarce and the internet was scarcer, of a time when hanging out with friends in a coffee shop was the staple fun quotient of the day. Personally, I never found Friends as funny as other shows such as Seinfeld or Arrested Development(AD), but I found myself yearning to live in that time none the less.





Speaking of AD, if I had a pick one TV show that must be made compulsory viewing for each human on Earth, it would hands-down be AD. A show that is ridiculously funny and yet disconcertingly insightful, AD consumed me to such an extent that I ended up watching one whole season of it, one day before my semester examination! Even when I was writing my examination, my mind kept going in an infinite loop of the many funny dialogues and I found myself laughing like an idiot in the middle of the exam! On the face of it, AD may seem like a mediocre show, its humor is very subtle and fast-paced. So one lapse of concentration and you will not get the joke, but it grows on you. You tend to grow and mature with each character and every time they delight you with their unpredictable yet oddly consistent antics, you will love them just a little bit more!



The Wire. Need I say more? A TV show par excellence, a work of sheer genius and a masterpiece in every way, The Wire in many ways is the greatest TV show ever made. Back in second year, when I started watching it, I watched the first four seasons in one go within a few weeks and then got thoroughly depressed as I had just one more season left. I decided to savor that last season of brilliance. My resolve lasted till 3 months after college ended, when I finally saw the fifth season.




Each TV show has a USP. It could be a light comedy or a serious criminal thriller. But a few TV shows achieve greatness by recreating a period long gone. There are so many shows which are set in the past and they show great dedication in recreating the settings and dialogues to suit that period of time and they become very accurate portrayals of that period. But very very few TV shows not just portray but transport you to that phase. Mad Men is one such show. A frustratingly slow paced show in which pretty much nothing happens, but you end up living an alternate life in 1960s New York. Initially I did not get the brilliance of this show. In fact, my first 3 attempts at watching Mad Men, ended within the first ten minutes of the first episode. It just did not seem right. But finally, the show started speaking to me and I have never looked back since. Mad Men affected me to such an extent that once I even dreamed about being in the 1960s!


There are a few shows which have acquired legendary status and following, despite having been very unsuccessful during their original runs. Shows such as Firefly and Freaks and Geeks ran for just one season but achieved a lifelong-loyal fan following. These shows affect you and even before you understand what it is that has affected you so much, they end. I remember royally bad-mouthing Fox Network for ending Firefly, but then I wonder, if Firefly had lasted for 4-5 seasons, would it have affected me just as much as it did in its brief existence? Or did the fact that there was just one season, make the experience more special? I will never know, but Firefly is one TV show that I will never watch again but I will always remember with alarming clarity. Wish I could say the same about my studies.

I have left out so many other unbelievable TV shows in this post that it is almost embarrassing! But I guess I just wanted to share a few shows which have come to mean a lot to me over the years. I strongly believe that TV shows represent the next phase of creativity. Branding them as crass and commercial will do injustice to the growing number of shows which are more works of art than just  fodder for the idiot box.



Wednesday, November 21, 2012

The Obsession with the Growth Story

As some of you might be aware, I have been hitting the bookstore trail in Chennai over the last couple of days. There are some amazing discount sales out there and I cant help myself!
Soon I started noticing some unusual trends emerging in these shops. Indian writers seem to have finally come to the forefront! For someone who has long awaited for this day, I was really happy with this development! Even though English is a transplanted language in India, Indians have really taken to it as their own. Most people I know prefer talking in English over even their mother tongue. Despite English's rampant popularity and widespread usage, Indian writers seemed to struggle to break into the front shelves of bookstores.
All that changed with the arrival of the IIT, IIM pass-out Chetan Bhagat. Whether or not he is a good author is an altogether different question, but we must credit him for opening a million minds to Indian writing. One can hope that eventually some of them would have progressed to better writers such as Amitabh Ghosh.

But this second boom in Indian writing is coming from two fronts - mythology and the India story. Being a strongly traditional country with over 10000 years of civilization, Indian mythology is a ripe source for ideas and stories. With the younger generations losing their connections with these traditional tales, such 'myth-inspired' fictions are indeed a welcome development.

But the second trend is a little worrisome. More and more Indian authors are now obsessed with the India-growth story - 'The story of how a socialist, statist, stagnant India shed her old skins and emerged into an Information Age powerhouse'. They proceed to theorize about how India will eventually become the Super Power it once was, before a tiny island conquered us all that is.

I am starting to hate the India story. Because the truth is, there is NO INDIA STORY YET! India has not done anything that any other democratic, self-respecting country is not supposed to do. For close to 40 years, we were the on a stunted path of economic and social governance and finally in 1991, the government started acting with some common sense. And that little bit of common sense has only been yielding us dividends for over 2 decades.
But they are now grounding to a halt. Our industrial outputs are falling and IT and BPO are no longer the trailblazers they used to be. The first mover advantage that we had in these fields, is now all but over thanks to the rapid strides made by countries like Indonesia. Unless we radically open up new segments of our economy to competition, the India story will turn out to be a blinking comet rather than a burning star.

Politically we are stuck with a government that is struggling for its survival, so we cannot expect them to bring in any actual reforms. Any constructive move towards opening up the economy will undoubtedly be booed by parties such as the Left and TMC. An opposition that has smelt blood will also act by putting its senses in cold storage. Sadly, the India story, or non-story is dying in front of our eyes but we are not seeing it.
All we are seeing are the fancy books written by authors who are trying to cash in on mass euphoria.


While we have made relatively impressive strides, we cannot be compared to countries like China or Japan. They enjoyed close to 3 decades of sustained government reforms to get where they are right now. Apart from economy, massive investments were made in the spheres of primary education and public healthcare, areas where India woefully lacks in.

Let us not get side tracked with past glories, we have suffered enough because of such ill-placed nostalgia and self-congratulating.


Saturday, November 17, 2012

On memory and ...errr... other things.

I just finished reading a marvelous book by Julian Barnes, the 2011 Booker Prize winning novella, The Sense of an Ending. After the rather disappointing experiences of previous Booker books such as Life of Pi, White Tiger and Wolf Hall, I did not have much expectations on this one. But wasn't I pleasantly surprised? 

Not only was this an incredibly funny and smart book but also it raised some deep questions about the nature of memory and its loopholes. 

When I was small, my grandmother used to tell me that an elephant could remember everything right from its birth. Back then, this did not seem like a great skill to have. Why would you want to remember all the mundane things that happen every day in your life? Also, I expected that I would always remember the important moments of my own life, which made my human mind far more superior than that of the elephant. Now I do not know whether the Elephant's memory hypothesis is correct or not, but I definitely know that my hypothesis about the human mind is wrong. 

The functioning of the human memory is a great frontier of science which is yet to be fully scaled. While scientists come up with numerous theories and hypotheses, each one more finer than the last, we still do not fully understand how the human memory works. 

As a student and now an engineer of Computer Architecture, I fancied myself with the idea that the human memory was a really advanced version of the D-RAM in computers. A place where data could be stored and be retrieved later on when required, akin to the read and write operation of computers. The loss of memory that accompanies old age could be because the memory cells holding those datums could have gotten corrupted or the location in memory where the address book of the memory cells is located could have gotten corrupted. The latter idea appeared particularly ingenious to me as it accounted for many of my own experiences where it would have seemed like I had forgotten something, but later on when I was doing something completely irrelevant, BAM! the memory would come back to me! In this way I used to come up with some of my own ideas to further solidify this DRAM-like theory for the human mind. 

But Julian Barnes killed my theory! In a short book of 140 pages, he not only demonstrated the vulnerabilities of the human memory but also showed its uglier, manipulative self. I realized the fundamental concept that human memory = events + emotional reaction. Quite often, depending on the associated emotional reaction, the mind alters the sequence of events. When I look back at some of the highlight moments of my life, I must admit that I do not remember the environment, the sounds, the smells or the looks on people's faces. I do not remember if it was a rainy day or a hot day. All I do remember is this strong sense of triumph or happiness and upon this pole the rest of the tent is built. I imagine people cheering,  I imagine an air-conditioned auditorium and I imagine a smiling chief guest. These memories are compromised, they may even be mainly untrue, but within a small framework of what-happened and when-it-happened and using my emotional reaction as the yardstick, the human mind deconstructs the rest of the memory. Could it be a really advanced encryption-decryption algorithm? That is a question for scientists and neural doctors. 

Nonetheless, this just goes on to show how much we still do not know about something that we take for granted everyday. 


Thursday, November 15, 2012

My thoughts on : Fall of Giants by Ken Follett

*Contains Spoilers*

I must first admit one thing - I am not a big fan of Ken Follett, even though I have read most of his famous works. Back in college, I had a few friends who used to dote over him and introduced me to World Without End and after which I read The Pillars of the Earth. I really liked both books. Even though each one was the size of a big pillow, I found myself finishing them in no time. Real page-turners indeed.
Fall of Giants, in true Ken Follett tradition, is a healthy 1100 page mammoth of a book. But I ended up reading it in less than 5 days (weekdays that too) I cannot recollect any other author who can make 1500 pages so palatable and yet pack so much quality content into it.

Fall of Giants is the first book of the so called 'Century Trilogy'. the second tome titled Winter of the World has just been released. In the three books, Ken Follett is attempting to capture the highlights of the 20th Century - undoubtedly the most tumultuous 100 years in the history of mankind.
Fall of Giants focuses on the decade of the First World War, starting with its build up and touching upon the October Revolution of 1917 and finally the capturing of power by the Labour Party in Britain for the very first time. The underlying theme of the book is the fall of traditional power structures in major countries after the First World War and the emergence of new forces. An impressive amount of historical content is packed into this book and anyone unfamiliar with this time-frame will emerge much wiser after reading this book.

Since he is dealing with so many POVs and events spread across many countries, Ken Follett has opted for 5 families as his POV entities. These characters include the Earl Fitzerbert family of Wales, the Peshkovs of Russia, the von Helberts of Germany, the Dewars of the USA and the Williams, mining family from Wales. A notably absent point of view would be that of the French who were so central to the First World War. Within these four families, Follett has managed to present just about every major perspective of that time frame. Through the characters of Maud Fitzerbert and Ethel Williams he has portrayed the budding feminine movement of the UK finally coming to the center-stage. Earl Fitzerbert presents the classic English aristocracy, always conscious about British pride and Gentlemanly behaviors. The von Helberts represent the starkly different POVs from within Germany. The military older generation, still beaming with pride over the subjugation of France in the war for Alsace and Lorraine  fifty years back and the younger generations who yearn for growth and prosperity. Sadly, the older generation's thought process wins in the end as we all know. The Peshkovs represent two sides to the Russian story. While the elder brother Grigory is central to the Bolshevik capture of power in 1917 and presents a grim picture of the failures of the Tsar regime, the younger brother Lev runs away to England and eventually to the USA. A classic player and a charming con man, Lev was initially my favorite character in the book, but sadly Ken Follett failed to build this character into something more than his face value. A pity indeed. The Dewars represent the Old Money of America and give a brief gist of America's involvement in the War. Lastly, the Williams represent the working class of Britain. Tired of the overbearing aristocracy and grown inure to the failures of the Conservatives and the Liberals, Williams highlight the rise of the Labour movement in Great Britain. You could say the characters of Billy and Ethel Williams are the closest to central protagonists of the book. Despite getting a lot of coverage of their POVs, I did not connect with either character and was largely let down by them.
To summarize Ken Follett has put together an impressive array of varied characters to tell a story over such a vast canvas. But the characters who showed a lot of depth and potential for growth were not focused on and the ones who got a lot of focus did not reveal any new side to the story. Coming of age is a great story on most occasions, but does not work out on this one.

One major drawback of this book is that none of the major characters undergo any major character-changes over the course of the First World War. A strong, independent, rich English woman becomes a strong, independent, poor German wife. A womanizer, charming con-man remains a womanizer and charming con-man.
One would expect that an event of the magnitude of the First World War would leave some lasting scars on some of the characters and maybe even cause a twist in the story line. Sadly, there was nothing like that. After reading the first 100 pages, if you made a gist about each major character, it will mostly look the same even after reading the remaining 1000 pages. That made the book seem a little weary towards the end.

While i have been focusing a lot on the drawbacks, that does not mean that it was a bad book. Far from it, I really enjoyed reading this book. And within the 1000 odd pages were some really fascinating lines which are a testament to the ability of Follett to paint pictures with words.
One particular segment that I enjoyed a lot was this quote about Petrograd a few weeks before the Russian Revolution. It was a tense time when the masses were slowly stirring from their centuries-long slumber, but they were not arising fast enough for the Bolsheviks!

"Petrograd was like a pan of water on the fire, Grigori thought: there were wisps of steam and a few bubbles of violence, and the surface shimmered with intense heat, but the water seemed to hesitate, and the proverbial watched pot did not boil."

It takes an author of great ability to write like that.

To summarize, Fall of Giants is an impressive historical novel that packs a lot of information into a neat end product. While it is by no means a definitive account of this period, Ken Follett has done a ton of home work into this book and that clearly shows. Ken Follett fans will undoubtedly love this book as it has all his standard touches.
If you are looking to start reading a Trilogy that is voluminous but really easy on your attention span, then you should definitely check this one out.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Save the bookstore!

For my last birthday I had gotten a 1000 rupee gift voucher of Odyssey book store from my aunt. Normally I would have used the coupon and bought a couple of books within the week, but that was a brief period when I felt my time was too important to be spent on reading books. How mistaken was I?
Any how, I ended up not using the voucher for almost 11 months and managed to find it today when I was going through some old stuff in my cupboard. It was about to expire in a month.
Since I was back to my book-loving ways, I eagerly google-mapped for the nearest Odyssey bookstore and discovered one quite close by in Nungabakkam.
A share-auto ride later, I was at the exact same spot where google maps told me to expect the store, but all i could see was 'Mermaids - underwear for fancy women'.
Confused and slightly unnerved, i tried the phone number given in google maps, but it turned out to be a dud. I tried to visit the store's website, but it was down due to maintenance. with no more information online, I spent about an hour roaming around trying to run into Odyssey's once familiar red interiors and signboards.
finally i gave up and came back home, but my neurotic self just could not stop and i contacted just-dial to get the latest contact numbers for all the odyssey bookstores in Chennai. Of all the ones i got, all but one turned out to be useless. Finally i got through to a store manager of the Odyssey bookstore on ECR, which is really really far away from my home. He told me that the store in Nungambakkam, Anna Nagar and Egmore had been closed over six months back. Now only two stores were operating, one in Adyar and his own store.
i dont know why but this made me really sad. I cannot begin to count the number of hours i would have spent in bookstores such as Odyssey, Landmark, Oxford and Higginbothams. in fact, i have spent whole days just sitting in a corner of a bookstore and going over a novel. Some of my best childhood memories are from such shops. and today to see them falling, one at a time, just makes very sad for the coming generation of kids. Dont mistake me, i do not expect reading to decline, as some scientists fret about. au contraire, i think that in this age of ceaseless multimedia inputs, kids will quickly realize the slow and relaxing pleasure of a book.
the thing i worry about the most is the process of buying a book. You see, before the age of the internet, one found out about great books from the newspapers. In my case, the Literature Review section of The Hindu. I used to read the reviews of books and decide which ones i wanted to buy. the next step would be the trip to the nearby bookstore and go over the book, the author and most importantly, the price. If i had a birthday or Diwali coming up, i would note the book's price and inform all my relatives about it so that they would give me the moolah to get it.finally, once my coffers were overflowing, i would rush to the same bookstore and buy the book, only to start reading it even while waiting in the billing queue. This whole process would be spread over days or weeks, sometimes even months. During which, i would have spent many an hour, lounging in the book store, looking through new titles and authors, sneaking a peek at prohibited books or just marveling at the sheer number of books that i had not read yet. i think half the pleasure of reading the new book was in idling around in the book store.
Sadly today, the process of buying a book has been made indecently easy thanks to online portals such as Flipkart and Amazon. In all fairness, i love the convenience of these sites and now that money is not an issue for me, i have bought over a hundred books from flipkart, most of them spur of the moment purchases. After a wait of a few days, I get my book with utterly non-Indian efficiency.
But if the death of cherished bookstores is what it takes for online bookstores to succeed, then i am not too sure about that.
We cannot just let the quaint little bookstore die. I know that in a capitalistic market, it is always the survival of the fittest but when it comes to matters of the heart, such as the joy of reading, sometimes you have to stand for your beliefs, even if they dont make commercial sense.
In my opinion, bookstores are a vital fabric for a fulfilled life, but they will have to adapt to these newer times. just as online food deliveries have not killed off fine dining restaurants, book stores too will have to change. book stores must now offer things that flipkart and amazon cannot. the answer is easy, the human element. book stores need to give that human touch to the process of selecting and buying a book. maybe organize informal book meets, call in trending authors for an afternoon chat, have more informed sales personnel who can do more than just pick out the book from the top shelves.
There is much that can be done by bookstores to survive and flourish in this digital-shopping age but they can definitely use a helping hand from folks like me, who have got a lot out of them. Maybe if we made sure that every second book we buy is not from the net and from the neighborhood bookstore; maybe if we decided to reserve the net only for the difficult to find, rare editions; maybe if we can take our kids, nephews and nieces to the nearby bookstore and let them experience the joy of reading and exploring the vast stacks of books then maybe and just maybe, we can save the physical bookstores from getting gobbled up by their virtual cousins.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Mera Bharat Mahaan*

*(conditions apply)

Today's The Hindu had a great Op-Ed article about a retiree who spent a few months in the US with his son and found that country to be 'dull, lifeless and robotic'. The article proceeds to do a line by line comparison between India and the US, extolling the virtues of India and her spiritual, gregarious society. Despite the corny ending with the line 'Mera Bharat Mahaan', the article was a clear winner for the place of a lazy Sunday afternoon read.
But I felt that the article was lacking on two key fronts. Firstly, it bracketed the most raging problems of India within half a sentence; concerns such as overflowing filth, slums, lack of sanitation, congested roads, poverty and so on. I understand that the point of the article was to focus on India's open and vibrant society, but still I cannot fathom how we can compensate for lack of basic human rights with a vibrant festival calender. It is ironic that in the next few pages, there was an article on how Indian festivals put a deathly strain on the poor to overspend and keep up their image in tightly-linked societies.
Secondly, I think that the point of view of the article is a severely biased one. It was from the POV of a septuagenarian living in the conservative, traditional city of Chennai. Being no stranger to Chennaite septuagenarians myself, I can frankly say that that demographic do not adapt well. They come from very orthodox backgrounds and their comfort space is heavily defined by their surroundings. They are yet to come to grips with even basic technologies, so expecting them to be unbiased commentators on the American lifestyle is unfair and flawed.
Lastly i would like to make it clear that I love India for its vibrancy. I have gone abroad on a few occasions and have spent a significant amount of time abroad but i am sure that i will never be able to live abroad for long stretches. I am hard wired Indian. (Chennaite in particular) But even then i recognize that India needs to change. it needs to embrace the best of western cities and societies if it is to proceed on this track of growth. Issues such as open sewers must become the center of attention and not remain by the bys. Clapping ourselves on our backs for having vibrant society and disregarding the chronic ills of our country is myopic and potentially disastrous. While it is good to see the glass as half full, sometimes we must look at the empty half for the sake of future generations.

Western societies have, on occasions, given up traditions for the sake of modernization. But having endured for 10000 years, Indian traditions will put up a harder fight. The challenge, the unique challenge in fact, that India faces is rapidly embracing modernity while holding on to its vibrant traditionalism. That is not a bad challenge to face, if you ask me. 

Friday, November 2, 2012

It's raining, time to shut down.

Bangalore is going through a pretty wet patch of weather right now, thanks to Cyclone Nilam. Having grown up in Calcutta, I am no stranger to all day rains, water-clogged roads and overflowing gutters, but I have to admit Bangalore rains are quite different. It is not like Chennai rains, which always seem to be in a hurry. As if it were ashamed to be there, pouring over a town which is almost a desert. It starts and gets over before you know it. Whereas Calcutta rains are more like a seasoned wrestler. It takes its time. Having come punctually for hundreds of years, it knows the terrain. It splits its workload and systematically floods every part of the city. And you can actually feel it savoring every bit of it.

Bangalore over the last two days has been neither this nor that. It has rained continuously but not a downpour, it was rather like a steady fast drizzle. Accompanied by rib-stirring winds, the rains painted the city in a layer of mist and grey. Having devoured many English authors, i wonder if this is how London appears on most days of the year?
Some might find rainy weather to be quite depressing, but not me. I find the rains to be a very spiritual and personal experience. When your outside world is cloaked in water, you have little choice but to look inside.

Today we live in an age of consumerism. Information overload is no longer a possibility but rather the norm. With so much commotion outside, we dont get much time or energy to look within and explore the inner tracts of our own mind. As a kid, i remember watching the Calcutta rains. They would always be preceded by chronic power cuts. So without any power, there was no TV, radio or computer. so i would just look out at the window and watch the birds flying home or leaves floating on the rain water. its funny that after so many years, my memories of Calcutta are not about the grand Durga Puja Pandals i visited or the great tourist sites i saw a million times, but rather about these tiny rain-induced excursions into the mundane. I think the rains do that to you. They block out the noise and let you contemplate on the simplest of things with amazing clarity. I dont know if my time spent watching the rains led to any great ideas but i would like to think that they did.

In 2012, rains in India no longer mean chronic power-cuts in most places (thankfully, claim school kids studying hard for mid terms) so even when its pouring outside, we still have every gadget alive and kicking, ergo no stop to the rain of information. But i urge everybody to switch them off. Consider the rains to be the alarm from above to stop looking outside and to start looking inside. God knows, it does not rain often nowadays, so you wont have to do this e-exile very often. switch off everything, sit in the balcony and watch the rains pour. Relax with a cup of coffee and a good book, preferably a classic. Take in the smell of the water and the mud. In a city, we dont get many chances of experiencing nature, so consider the rains to be your tour guide to a more simpler time!  

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

a tweet a day...



I dont have many original thoughts. Or even if i do, they flash in and then get auto-erased. probably the reason why the blog has been inactive for so long! considering how miserable my experiences were with blogging, i did not fancy another disaster, so i decided to give twitter, the online micro-blog, a safe skip.
plus the fact that almost everyone i knew were on facebook, made my decision that much easier.

another reason i gave myself was that i had shitty internet connections in college which really did not merit me being updated 'in real time'.

but after joining work, with a super fast internet connection at home and office (and ample free time at hand!) I decided to give twitter a shot.

the beauty of twitter is that it is deceptively simple. it gives you 140 characters to say anything you want to say. so you type it and press the tiny bird icon to 'tweet' it to the world. voila.

but what they dont tell you is how incredibly hard it is to figure out what to say in those 140 characters!

Like any noob to twitter, i began with following the standard 'big-guns', Sub Swamy, Suhel Seth, R Sardesai etc etc and soon their tweets started pouring. For almost a week i just kept reading their posts without tweeting anything back, and it was fascinating!

only after spending hours scanning through tweets did i realize that twitter is giving us a telescopic view into that person's thought process. by cutting out the verbose prose, the advts, the intro and the conclusion, each tweet is like a nugget of pure information. whether it is useful to you or not is a different case altogether!

another fancy concept in twitter is that of 'following', you get to follow anyone who interests you and that way you will be assured of glimpses into what they are thinking through the day. vice versa, you can be followed by people who find you interesting. an elegant way of connecting people or rather their thoughts.

Two symbols which form a major part of tweets are '@' and '#'. The '@' is used to address any twitter member as a sort of a public conversation, while '#' is used to index the content of your tweet to a certain topic.

THese two things - following and the special symbols - are responsible, in my opinion, for the revolutionary effect of twitter in our lives. by such simple instruments twitter enables an actual real time conversation with people across the world. you may not know their names, their faces or their likes or dislikes, but for that #topic, you know their minds. by opening up the conversation to the whole world, twitter has scored where facebook and other social networks have failed. facebook is built upon the framework of a friend. and if you are not someone's friend, the conversation is a no starter. agreed, facebook was not created with the intention of being a multi-node conversation enabler, but that just makes twitter all the more special!

finally, anyone following the new HBO series, The Newsroom, would have got an idea about how much and how fast twitter is changing the way people report the news. one of the first experiments i did on twitter was comparing the time to report the news between news websites and twitter and for each big story including today's Kasab verdict, twitter scored big time! if you follow the right people on twitter, you could be one of the first persons in the world to know that piece of information and also you can retweet it and actually BE a part of the news process. something that makes tweeting, not just a fun pastime, but a social responsibility! :)

as a last word, i really regret not having taken to twitter before and i wish more of my friends join the bandwagon, but as they say, there is a time and place for everything. i am happy to finally be a part of the twitterverse and i dont think i want to leave any time soon! 

Love,
AV

Sunday, January 8, 2012

My first experience with Linux


I was introduced to the world of computers through Windows Millennium edition. Being a 'dont question if its working fine' kinda guy, I did not even know that there existed operating systems apart from Windows. Even when I entered a premier technical school, windows gave me everything I needed. Even the much hated Vista did not seem so bad to me. It was only in my pre-final year that I was introduced to linux by a few friends. I started with Ubuntu 10.10 and since then, I have not even thought about going back to windows. If you are a noob at computing, then here's 10 things you may want to know.

  1. Its different! Even with all its cool features and eye-catching backgrounds, windows does get a little stale at times. Predictability makes the whole computing experience extremely insipid. Linux on the other hand is new, fresh and makes for a intriguing new experience!
  2. U don need to be a programmer to enjoy linux! Even though the concept of linux is that everyone contributes towards making it better, you need not ACTUALLY be a programmer. I am not a programmer. I just have a passing knowledge of coding and am not interested in it either. But despite using linux for almost two years now, I have not had to write a single line of code for it! Even non-programmers can contribute to the Open Source Movement by creating documentation or just giving your wish list for the future editions of the OS. By providing feedback, the programmers can make linux better for you!
  3. Change is the name of the game! Another wonderful aspect of open source computing is the option for change at any point of time. Starting from the very Operating System to intricate Icon Designs, everything can be customised or changed to one's taste. In the last two years, I have changed from Ubuntu to Fedora to Linux Mint. Even though I am very happy with Mint, I intend of trying out the other distros as well. (distro stands for linux distribution such as Ubuntu and Fedora) each distro has its own philosophy and provides a different taste while computing.
  4. Use Linux for what its meant ! Linux is free and developed by people like you and me. So it is not fair to expect a linux distribution to play Call of Duty any time soon, however what it does give you is a hassle-free environment for your standard computing needs. Browsing, office work, photo editing, video editing, multimedia etc can be performed seamlessly once you have ur OS set up. Dont waste your time in trying to make Windows applications work through special software like Wine. Its not worth the time and effort. Understand the limitations of Linux and your abilities in modifying it and you should not run into difficulties whatsoever.
  5. Great learning experience! Windows is a great OS. But it unfortunately assumes that all its users are dumb. Hence over time, Windows makes u heavily dependant on it. Even engineers and scientists often do not know the basic concepts of an OS or a computer. If you are one of those who refuses to be dumbed down for anything then Linux is the choice for u.It will constantly makes u learn new things about computing and operating systems. Unlike windows, it wont make u dumb.
  1. The power of the internet! I was never TAUGHT how to use linux. I had no idea how to install it, how to play my audio, how to install the applications I wanted, nothing. I was blank. But with a working internet connection and google, I was able to get everything set up in no time. The great thing about linux is that there are so many people out there who have faced the same challenge as you. So all you have to do is Ctrl+C=>Ctrl+V your problem on google and you should find a hit that solves your problem.
  2. Dont get scared about the Terminal! Since there are so many distros of linux, people often find it convenient to perform tasks through the terminal. It is like the MS-DOS but way cooler. It is an extremely elegant way to do whatever you want. You can download, install, delete, organize ur folders etc by using the right commands. However, everyone is not required to be an expert at the terminal. Latest editions of distros like Ubuntu and Mint have in-built 'Software Centre' applications, through which one can get any software in a jiffy through a pleasing GUI.
  3. No virus problems! Since linux distributions are constantly updated, it does not have any virus issues. It is a big relief to not constantly worry about virus-scanning everything!
  4. Multi-OS computing! While linux gives you a lot, once in a while you do come across a cumbersome application that works only on windows. So it is always advisable to install windows as well. Earlier creating a seperate partition for a different OS used to be a tough job. There was a chance of destroying all data on the HD. It is a pity that fear for data loss serves as a deterrent for people against linux. Today, installing linux on your system is VERY safe and VERY easy. Unless you are intoxicated or have the IQ level of a troll, ur data should be unaffected.
  5. Crashes! Since linux is all about hands-on learning, once in a while you may crash or freeze ur system. In which case, use Ctrl+SysRq+R+E+I+S+U+B to perform a clean restart of ur system. Do not do a hardware reboot as that may affect ur system boot files and THEN u are screwed.

The following are sites I found useful while learning the ropes of linux.

you may try out the following distributions first
ubuntu – www.ubuntu.com

once you are comfortable with these, you may try

please add your linux experiences/difficulties!